I think one of my greatest fears would be to overflow one of the toilets at work while the other stalls were occupied.
Imagine if you were stranded with your pants around your ankles as a wave of dookie water flows towards you. Now imagine if you were the one that caused this commode to erupt like Mount St. Helens.
Would you stay and assist the victims or run for higher ground? Truly a moral dilemma. If this ever happens to me I may have to quit.
February 1, 2006 at 11:39 pm
If this is one of your Greatest Fears you are doing pretty well my Man!!
And by the way, I was ROFLMAO when I first read this!! What the heck is “dookie water?” LOL I have never heard that before but there is always a time for firsts!!
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February 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
I have always said poop = funny
February 3, 2006 at 11:38 am
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February 10, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I make it a point to poop alone.
February 10, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Hey SFK, question for you…Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve would it?
February 10, 2006 at 4:07 pm
No, its Guy, but Steve is a cool name.
February 18, 2006 at 1:34 am
Poop is funny and I’m convinced that farts stay funny for your entire life. If I live to 90 I’ll still be laughing at farts.
February 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm
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February 25, 2007 at 5:06 pm
A year or so ago I was working for a major crafting retailer. It was a brand-new store in a brand-new location, but for some reason the plumbing was bad news. A week didn’t go by that someone didn’t clog the freaking toilet; usually in the women’s restroom. Not once did anyone ever come up to one of us and say, “Hey, I just took a massive dump and clogged the toilet up.” No, we’d just find it when one of us went in to use the restroom ourselves or do general maintenance.
February 25, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Ooohh that’s nasty, but funny! Thanks for sharing.
March 18, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Glad to read a blog where other people share my “poop” humor.
And, I would act like somebody pooped, overflowed the toilet, and pulled my pants down on the way out. I would put on my “I’ve been attacked/abused/shocked face and garner as much sympathy as possible. Maybe, it’s cuz I’m female and we think faster on our feet (or halfway on our feet while getting up from the overflowing toilet).
People do nasty things in retail store bathrooms. Honest……I know from working in retail. Also, some of them are low enough to use dressing rooms. EEEEEEEGAAAD! SO GROSS! I just wonder what they would do if someone came into their home and took a lumpy dump and made their toilet overflow.
March 19, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Good one! The innocent victim. I will have to remember that one if this fear ever comes to fruition.
August 19, 2007 at 5:32 pm
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