I have always wanted a secret passageway in my house. Maybe a secret exit that I can use to make a break for it when my wife wants me to do some chores.
I envision going into the bathroom and then flushing the toilet not once, not twice, but thrice, which then makes the toilet move to reveal my escape hatch. I would slide out into the chore-less world like a free little poo.
If I had enough money I could make my escape hatch dream a reality. Check out Rants and Ramblings for the skinny on a company that actually installs these Panic Room’esque accouterments in your home. They even have a site with video demos of their products.
The only thing I don’t like is that they make all their levers so obvious. They use the old book or candle stick tricks as the way to trigger their secret contraptions. If it was in Young Frankenstein I don’t think the trigger for my secret escape hatch would stand up to much scrutiny.