Bigfoot is Blowing Up
A group in Malaysia says they have proof of the existence of Bigfoot.
The big hairy guy even made it on Boing Boing not long ago. Sounds like he is using the media hype machine to get everyone excited for his big release party. Bigfoot may be bigger than Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton combined.
I hope all the media attention doesn’t go to his head. I can see it now, in a year he will be on E! True Hollywood stories. The show will detail his fall from grace due to hookers, booze, and an unfortunate incident where he mauls multiple Star Wars fans after repeated requests for Chewbacca’s autograph.
Bigfoot, please stay in hiding, it is a cruel world out here.
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