Don’t eat the cookies.

For a fat kid this story is really scary …

Three people were arrested by campus police after about 15 students at the University of California, Berkeley got sick from eating what apparently were marijuana-laced cookies.

The three, two of whom are Berkeley students, allegedly helped make and distribute the cookies, university officials said in a statement released Thursday.

UC police learned about the problem when they got a call Wednesday evening from a student who said she was feeling ill and anxious after eating the cookies, served at an independent student-run housing co-op near campus.

Police responded and found that about 15 others were experiencing similar symptoms including shortness of breath and minor hallucinations. Twelve students were briefly hospitalized.

Police planned to test the cookies to determine the ingredients. The cookies were eaten during a welcome dinner at the house, police said.

It looks like my terrorist theory is plausible.