I have mentioned my traffic woes on this blog multiple times. I often crawl along the highway at a snail’s pace with little to entertain me.
I sometimes look out my car window at the junk on the shoulder of the road. I pray to see something of interest (a bag of money would be very interesting). But it’s just a litany of the same old crap: bottle caps, cigarette butts, random bits of clothing (shoes and hats mostly), and the occasional hard hat (do construction workers get in trouble for loosing these?).
But this week I saw something totally disgusting from my car window. A severed deer hoof!
I see road kill all the time, but this just has me baffled. What the hell happened to the rest of the deer? Did the clean-up crew forget that piece (along with their hard hats)?
If you work on the road kill clean-up crew in Montgomery County, Maryland. I implore you to please come back and pick-up this poor deer’s hoof. It’s driving me nuts looking at it every day.
I think you’re overlooking a gift from the gods, my friend. If there is so much luck in a severed rabbit’s foot, think of how much extra you’d get from a deer hoof. It’s not as easy to thread onto a keychain, but hey…
Candi! I can always count on you for the bright side of life.
A deer hoof key chain, hey? At least I would never loose my keys!
Now that’s some luck.