Landshark.

Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards drops some knowledge about shark attacks.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack.

Totally random and hilarious.