I was mis-jotted.

A Jott to Twitter mishap of mine made it to Misjott.com

What Jott heard…
Literally, ticking time needles out of my half crack after getting with of our treat..
What was actually said…
Literally, picking pine needles out of my ass crack after getting rid of our tree
Thanks to…
Guy

I suppose a little back story is in order …

Yesterday, we decided we wanted our living room back from the monster Christmas tree that had taken root there. So my wife and I started our battle to remove it from our house.

After finally getting the beast on the front porch, my wife retreated from the battle royal to watch our son and vacuum up all the pine needles strewn around the living room. I was left alone to move the tree down the steps and tie it to the top of our truck.

After much grunting and swearing the tree was fastened safely on top of the family vehicle, but the battle had taken it’s toll. It had started to sleet and rain, my hands were bleeding, and somehow the aforementioned very sneaky and agile pine needles had made their way from our monster tree into my underwear during the wrastlin’ match.

I was so overjoyed with my victory that I had to document my pain somehow before I drove the old tree to the recycle drop-off point. I didn’t feel like typing out a text message so I thought I would just speak my message of post-Christmas joy via Jott to Twitter.

Needless to say Jott didn’t transcribe it quite the way I intended, but both versions are embarrassingly funny.

You can listen to the Jott here.

Tags: Christmas, jott, live christmas trees, Twitter